August 2010

What to do people? If you're new to Pueblo, you have to visit the Colorado State Fair at least once. If you're not new to Pueblo, you know that this is the place to git tore up from the floor up and then hook up and... anything else that ends in "up."

The Fair is the perfect place to get down. Once you get past the smell of livestock, the atmosphere is great - music, drinking, out-of-town girls, and all the "cute" date things you can do there. From August 27th to September 6th, the Fairgrounds are teeming with any type of female you can imagine. So, dear reader, I put together a guide for you to follow in hopes that you will score and then score some more during what is pretty much the last hurrah of summer 2010. See what you're into, then see what you're in for.

Cowgirls? Yeehaw-yeah! If Stetsons, Justin boots, and Wrangler butts drive you nuts, then welcome to paradise, amigo. It only gets better when you start a little country line dancing or two-stepping with all the fine ladies from neighboring states.

It's called Reverse Cowgirl for a reason and these chicks are gonna be looking for a real man; and by real I mean, drives a truck, wears boots, chews, and has a belt buckle the size of your face. If you're sporting Armani, you'll be bustin your mutton before you hook up with one of these heifers. "Wanna come over later and see my horse?"

Gangsta girls? Por que no? I gots my Dickies, my Locs, rollin in my '64 and there might even be a tattoo on my neck - orale! For sure, the Latina Nation will be in tha 719 and you better be ready for fun, homie, cuz these ladies will be lookin for someone to dance with, walk the Midway, win her teddy bears and buy her Bud Lite Limes all night.

My only caveat: the competition will be tough, so things could get heated. Lucky for you, there's about a million cops in case someone gets all up in your grill and you gotta break'em off some. "Wanna come over later and watch Blood in, Blood out?"

Rockers? We salute you! By far the easiest going, these girls are super fun and low maintenance. All you need is a crappy old Mustang, some Levi's, a black t-shirt and Chuck Taylor's and you'll be nose deep in makeup, hairspray and leather.

This is also a good selection if you wanna smoke a joint on the Ferris Wheel. I don't know if you checked lately, but there are a lot of way-hot rocker chicks - party on! "Wanna come over after and listen to Pantera?"

College Girls? Aw, hells yeah! This is the pretty much the last shindig before hitting the books, so you might as well look for some hotties in flip-flops, Abercrombie, and jean skirts. Although they are super hot and some aren't even old enough to drink, these ladies will be looking for someone to make them laugh and maybe see some live music.

If you think you got the game, better pop your collar, and hope all those sit-ups paid off because these pretty little ladies are looking for a sharp-dressed man, not a broke, fat slob. These girls are your best shot at riding the rides and sharing funnel cakes and lemonades. "Wanna come over after and play beer pong?"

Stay tuned next month for Rico's ultimate bachelor's pad design guide.

 

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