August 2010

What to do people? If you're new to Pueblo, you have to visit the Colorado State Fair at least once. If you're not new to Pueblo, you know that this is the place to git tore up from the floor up and then hook up and... anything else that ends in "up."

Did you know there are five Fridays and Saturdays in the month of July? Ha, me neither; but now that I do, I can start planning the most awesome month of dating ever. July only has one major holiday and it's not a gift-giving extravaganza like X-mas or a wallet-busting bastard like Valentine's. It's more like a party-hopping, beer-drinking, and blowing-shit-up, kick-ass holiday - hoo-ra!

June 2010

Ah, summer. What could be better than a whole bunch of babes in bikinis ready to audition for a part in my movie? Nothing, that's what. But since my movie is on hiatus, I came up with a new plan - a more sophisticated plan. Visiting a library or bookstore is a place to get educated and maybe meet the future Mrs. Amore. It's a double-edged sword, however.

May 2010

Rules of boning are more complicated than doing your taxes while building a model car on a rollercoaster in space. Most guys don't follow rules, some guys purposely break rules, and there are a few who can't spell r-u-l-e-s. If you're like me, you don't play by rules - not even your own. Follow these simple rules to make sure you don't get beat up, fired, or have broccoli grow out of your pee hole.