September 2010

Most of us in the civilized world have a small nightstand or at least a table with a drawer located next to the bed. I do. My nightstand was my mother's and then mine as a child. It is white w

ood with gold trim, very Victorian in style and looks as pure as the driven snow...until you open the drawer. The Goody Drawer!

Now most people will not even dare utter the contents within said compartment. Well I am an open-book kind of gal (with sometimes open legs) so I have no problems letting the multitudes know what is in the drawer. The contents - or lack thereof - may surprise you.

Item One: Two Sleep Masks. One pink, and the other black. I need these because I have a flat mate who loves turning lights on when I am trying to sleep. The sleep mask is a must have and in case you were wondering, yes, I have been known to use them during sex.

Item Two: The Back Scratcher. This item was purchased at a local retail chain for about $3 and some change. It is metal and looks like a small silver fork. The neat thing about this little bugger is that it extends to about and foot and a half. I have long hair and sometimes my hair tickles me so this thing comes in handy. Truth be told, I have not used it as a sex aid but a sexual playmate of mine did. He thought it would be cute to give me a bit of a spanking with it. It was nice.

Items Three and Four: Facial tissues and Condoms. These go together like peanut butter and jelly. Usually a given in a single gal's goody drawer, these items are used for protection and clean up.

Item Five: Lubricant.  I keep a tube of KY Jelly on hand, within reach for whenever it is needed. Enough said.

Item Six: The Holy Bible. Having this item in this location with the other contents might make a few people call me a wicked, blasphemous woman, and they are right. If you must know, I do read the Bible a lot - having been raised in the church - and I like to read it sometimes before I go to bed.

Item Seven: The Non Item a.k.a. The Missing Sex Toy. This may shock most of you, but I, Caicee Quinn, do not have a sex toy at this time. Since I am getting older and my body is changing, I have recently developed an allergy to synthetic substances getting anywhere near my vagina. I am in the market for a glass toy because that is all that I will be able to use according to my OB/GYN. If I use other types, I have to place condoms over them, which after awhile is a bit costly. So until I find my Holy Grail - an awesome glass dildo - I have no sex toy in my goody drawer. But, when I do, you all will be the first to know.

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