Boyfriends and girlfriends are fine most of the time, but summer is totally different. Single in the summer is the only way to go. Why else do you think they invented beach blanket bingo, sex on the beach and bikinis? If you are in a not-too-serious relationship then you may be ready for some extracurricular activities. Now don't get the wrong idea, Rico does not condone cheating, but sometimes you need a mango after a hundred bananas in a row.
Single for the summer is an unwritten rule for relationships - maybe it's just me. Either way, summer is a two-month stretch of parties, concerts, wine tastings, camping trips, and outdoor festivals. June is also a nice warm up to July, which everyone knows is the best month of the year for hooking up.
Upon observing your species for the last twenty-six years, I have decided two things: green chile is effing delicious and goes with just about everything, and springtime is when males and females get hot in the pants for some randy lick and stick.
Reminiscing over lost love, eating bonbons, drinking a box of wine and enjoying an old episode of Charlie's Angels, I am reminded of the power this emotion wields. Like a lumberjack to a sapling, love's power rends the very sinew of reality, making us forever blind to the heartache that invariably follows.
I'm talking about the cyber world. Can I get an "amen?" It's full of potential but that doesn't always mean good. Wandering in the woeful wasteland of donkey porn without Rico here to guide you is as dangerous as something really dangerous like being drunk around someone you never liked then talking shit about them as if they thought you were hilarious.
Written by Rico Amore | 
